Jonbinfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage fox.

Jonbinfig created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonbinfig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonbinfig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jonbinfig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jonbinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear fawn shorts on sacred days.

3. Do not prepare garlic while wearing boots.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.