Mapditflan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak gerbil.

Mapditflan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Mapditflan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mapditflan, it will strike you with lightening.

Mapditflan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mapditflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black dresses on sacred days.

2. Hide if four porpoises approach from the east.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never travel toward the south during winter.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.