Daddongamrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind crane.

Daddongamrul created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Daddongamrul, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Daddongamrul, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Daddongamrul's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Daddongamrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with mites.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.