Nelkikvad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless wyrm.

Nelkikvad created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Nelkikvad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelkikvad, it will send you a sign.

Nelkikvad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nelkikvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with purple.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.