Talsomzan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless jaguar.

Talsomzan created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talsomzan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Talsomzan, she will send you a sign.

Talsomzan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Talsomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Talsomzan.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Talsomzan.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.