Zogxenquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous dragon.

Zogxenquaf created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zogxenquaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogxenquaf, it will remove you from existence.

Zogxenquaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zogxenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.