Panghinhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous snake.

Panghinhad created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panghinhad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panghinhad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Panghinhad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Panghinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat spinach.