Davtikmab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain raven.

Davtikmab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Davtikmab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davtikmab, she will turn you into a mole.

Davtikmab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Davtikmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Never paint your chest blue.

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