Damstergem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing clam.

Damstergem created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damstergem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Damstergem, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Damstergem's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Damstergem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not record signs concerning stars.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Never gather three eagles near walls.