Godcit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless wombat.

Godcit created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Godcit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godcit, it will turn you into a tree.

Godcit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Godcit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.