Pophotster is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating mongoose.

Pophotster created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pophotster, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pophotster, he will ignore you.

Pophotster's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pophotster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never curse while facing north.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.