Zimfigbag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful squirrel.

Zimfigbag created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimfigbag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimfigbag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zimfigbag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zimfigbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Zimfigbag first in all things.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.