Ligrotbig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered wombat.

Ligrotbig created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligrotbig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ligrotbig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ligrotbig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ligrotbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never stain your legs with brown.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching lead.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.