Padkopkar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous ant.

Padkopkar created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Padkopkar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padkopkar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Padkopkar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Padkopkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix onions with water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Put Padkopkar first in all things.

5. You must love Padkopkar.