Febdumfudtomfigfag Bottaftab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent centipede.

Febdumfudtomfigfag Bottaftab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdumfudtomfigfag Bottaftab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febdumfudtomfigfag Bottaftab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Febdumfudtomfigfag Bottaftab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Febdumfudtomfigfag Bottaftab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not prepare cherries while wearing tights.