Cussbastzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered chicken.

Cussbastzog created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussbastzog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cussbastzog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cussbastzog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cussbastzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing white hats and balancing three silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never skip in the presence of birds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never stain your back with magenta.

5. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.