Dungumjat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil seal.

Dungumjat created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dungumjat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dungumjat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dungumjat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dungumjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed lots of figs to mites while wearing pink corsets.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.