Homappmit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tranquil bird.

Homappmit created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Homappmit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homappmit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Homappmit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Homappmit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never handle zinc while unclean.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.