Quatcunzen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable zebra.

Quatcunzen created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcunzen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatcunzen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quatcunzen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quatcunzen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quatcunzen first in all things.

2. Do not sit at forests.

3. Never wear brown kilts.

4. Never handle iron while unclean.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.