Botmabquill is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, moody swan.

Botmabquill created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botmabquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botmabquill, he will turn you into a goat.

Botmabquill's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Botmabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing coats.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never hurt goats.