Panquagrag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane mink.

Panquagrag created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Panquagrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Panquagrag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Panquagrag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Panquagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

4. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing kilts.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.