Budtarspag Fardotvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating centipede.

Budtarspag Fardotvab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtarspag Fardotvab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Budtarspag Fardotvab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Budtarspag Fardotvab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Budtarspag Fardotvab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budtarspag Fardotvab.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near frogs while wearing fawn coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.