Cinnartdon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited shrew.

Cinnartdon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnartdon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cinnartdon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cinnartdon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cinnartdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

4. Never think about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing fawn corsets and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.