Parkdabgomdosswit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent weasel.

Parkdabgomdosswit created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Parkdabgomdosswit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkdabgomdosswit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Parkdabgomdosswit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Parkdabgomdosswit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never feed corn to mice while wearing shirts.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Parkdabgomdosswit on top of all buildings.