Fligsterxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome unicorn.

Fligsterxuck created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligsterxuck, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fligsterxuck, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fligsterxuck's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fligsterxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing east.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.