Voglat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Voglat created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voglat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Voglat, she will not invite you to parties.

Voglat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Voglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to horses while wearing rings.

2. Retreat if three doves approach from the east.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing orange boots and balancing seven nickel spheres on your hands.

5. Never sprint near seals.