Dadtagdob is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic ferret.

Dadtagdob created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtagdob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadtagdob, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dadtagdob's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dadtagdob's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Dadtagdob on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never chant while facing east.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.