Cathapnut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent fox.

Cathapnut created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cathapnut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cathapnut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cathapnut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cathapnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Run away if six squirrels approach from the north.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.