Flaprig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent swallow.

Flaprig created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaprig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flaprig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flaprig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flaprig first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide if four ducks approach from the south.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not resist order.