Kenvadsas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless gerbil.

Kenvadsas created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Kenvadsas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kenvadsas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kenvadsas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kenvadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Run away if six nematodes approach from the east.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.