Minbossgep is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Minbossgep created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minbossgep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minbossgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Minbossgep's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Minbossgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.