Cissdusspod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering wyvern.

Cissdusspod created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissdusspod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cissdusspod, he will destroy your home planet.

Cissdusspod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cissdusspod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Never feed bananas to moths while wearing scarves.

4. Do not consume rice at dawn.

5. Never wear brown hats.