Ingbin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless pig.

Ingbin created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingbin, she will be very unhappy.

Ingbin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ingbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

2. Never travel toward the west during summer.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Ingbin first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.