Fudpanren is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured dragonfly.

Fudpanren created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpanren, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudpanren, it will torture you forever.

Fudpanren's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fudpanren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never wear pink shirts.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.