Midlanrap Vidhaphog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent goose.

Midlanrap Vidhaphog created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midlanrap Vidhaphog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Midlanrap Vidhaphog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Midlanrap Vidhaphog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Midlanrap Vidhaphog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing green shirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.