Legfunfum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent wolf.

Legfunfum created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfunfum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legfunfum, it will send minions to preach to you.

Legfunfum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Legfunfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after capybaras.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Legfunfum in the centre of the settlement.