Nartmetcem Himcenvol is a god.

It takes the form of a small, temperamental raven.

Nartmetcem Himcenvol created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartmetcem Himcenvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nartmetcem Himcenvol, it will laugh at you.

Nartmetcem Himcenvol's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nartmetcem Himcenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Do not stand on grass.