Armxinren is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet scorpion.

Armxinren created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armxinren, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armxinren, she will be very sad.

Armxinren's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Armxinren's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.