Dim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous giraffe.

Dim created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Dim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dim, it will not invite you to parties.

Dim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Never wear cyan scarves.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.