Cumlaghab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, two-faced dragon.

Cumlaghab created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumlaghab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cumlaghab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cumlaghab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cumlaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never wear yellow shoes on sacred days.

5. Do not place corn upon stone.