Rapnibtif is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain gnu.

Rapnibtif created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnibtif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapnibtif, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rapnibtif's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rapnibtif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rapnibtif.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

4. Rapnibtif loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Do not skip at crossroads.