Botrutbom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy slug.

Botrutbom created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Botrutbom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Botrutbom, he will turn you into a slug.

Botrutbom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Botrutbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Botrutbom loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.