Mutgovfum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful fairy.

Mutgovfum created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutgovfum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mutgovfum, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mutgovfum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mutgovfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Do not sing at mountains.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.