Cittammilhun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage monkey.

Cittammilhun created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittammilhun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cittammilhun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cittammilhun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cittammilhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of mites.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Always remove dresses before touching tin.