Cadhubloop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy capybara.

Cadhubloop created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhubloop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cadhubloop, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cadhubloop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cadhubloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cadhubloop's name in vain.

2. Never feed cucumbers to hamsters while wearing white ear rings.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.