Xinhakstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong wasp.

Xinhakstrag created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinhakstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xinhakstrag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Xinhakstrag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xinhakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four snails in one place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never curse while facing north.