Liphintaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful octopus.

Liphintaf created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Liphintaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Liphintaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Liphintaf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Liphintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liphintaf.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with foxes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.