Nibrutbad Villimbif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent wolf.

Nibrutbad Villimbif created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibrutbad Villimbif, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibrutbad Villimbif, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nibrutbad Villimbif's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nibrutbad Villimbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nibrutbad Villimbif.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.