Nardodkar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving crane.

Nardodkar created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nardodkar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nardodkar, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nardodkar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nardodkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Nardodkar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat lemons.