Queegpidmetnil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able ferret.

Queegpidmetnil created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegpidmetnil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegpidmetnil, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Queegpidmetnil's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Queegpidmetnil's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.